There you sit, reading your encyclopedia. What a fucking loser! I should take a photo of you sitting there with it. Yes, and I'll post it to all of my social media accounts, tagging you in the picture. Give that to me. Let's see what you're reading. Oh, gosh -- how boring! £18?!? For this? This is what I think of your boring book. How do you like that? Pages and pages all over my bed. I'm sure you have another one. What a loser!
I'm Ariel and I see you're back again. You want to observe me in my shiny black tights and knee-high boots. Yes, I know exactly what you like, but I'm not so sure you're worthy of it. There are many others who want me, so if you can prove that there's some value in having you serve me, maybe I'll let you.