Sooo, you couldn't wait to come back for more! I thought perhaps I should roll up my sleeves for this. Would you like to see my tongue on the tip of this dick? I'll bet you wish it was your dick! Do you want me to tease you? Do you want me to taste you? Or rub the end of my necktie over the bell-end of your cock? Do you want to dribble some spunk on this tie? I already know you do. That's what you want. You want to cum all over this tie! Given the choice, would you rather cum on the tie, the shirt or the collar? Maybe if you shot your cum on the collar it would drip down onto the shirt and make it very wet and sticky, and then it'd cover these tits as well. Where are you going to shoot?
Look at this WPC tie. How does it look? You like my nice, clean shirt, don't you? You think it's so smart. It's all you want me to wear, isn't it? It makes your cock hard hearing my hands running all over it, doesn't it? is it dribbling? I'll bet you want to wipe it all over my shirt, don't you? Are you stroking your cock? You'd better slow down. We don't want you getting too excited. I reckon you get really excited when I touch the tie. You want this tie wrapped around your dick, don't you? You want to be a police tie wanker! You want to cum on this shirt. Go ahead and say it... "I want to cum on your shirt!" Well, go on now. Do it.
My husband was away on business so I thought I'd let my underarm hair grow. I mean, he was going to be away for a long time, so why not? That was fine until he came home early. What are the chances? So apparently, even when he's away, I have to keep my underarms completely hairless! Can you believe it? He's so selfish, isn't he? Anyway, he's not at all happy with all this growth. Look how long it is. So, he made me come into the bathroom and shave it all off. You'll never guess what he did before that. He held me down on the bed and he tickled me, both sides, until I cried. It was awful! What's more, after I've shaved, he'll tie me to the bed, check my armpits and make sure everything's gone... and then tickle my armpits to make sure they're completely smooth. Can you believe that? I'd better go a third time, just to be safe. What do you think? Did I get all of it? Did I do a good job?
I'm wearing one of my favourite pairs of nylons. I hope you like them, too. I'm practicing my "actress scenes" again. Lots of gunshots. Lots of gasping. Some dagger fighting. Some poison. Even if you don't like my acting -- although I think you will -- I'm sure you'll enjoy seeing all the nip slips and upskirt peeks.
Well, hello there! It's lovely to see you! Let me start by giving you a big kiss. I'm in my hotel and as you can see, I have a very big bed. There's my crud over there. It's a bit chilly here in the UK so I'm going to wear some pretty, cotton pajamas to bed, but I know you're not interested in that, are you? You're just very happy to be near my mouth. Do you want me to open it wide for you? Would you like me to lick you? Do you like hearing me exhale? You love it all, don't you?
I owe Alicia a lot of money and she's come to collect it. There's just one small problem, though. I don't have it and to be honest, I have no intention of repaying her. After a solid punch to my gut, promises of even worse treatment if I don't give her what I owe, and lots of begging on my part, Alicia gives me 24-hours to come up with the cash. When she returns the next day to collect it, I invite her in as if I have her cash, but cleverly bash her on the back of her head with the kettle and try to get her with my necktie. Unfortunately, she quickly recovers and I have hell to pay for trying to trick her.
Apparently, the last time I didn't shave my armpits really well and my husband was very unhappy. He held my arm up and started looking at my armpit. He was inspecting it to make sure every hair was gone. If he knew that this hair was this long right now -- can you imagine? So, he made me buy some shaving cream and he said I have to do it twice on both sides. I'll be so smooth! And when I'm done, I'm going to cake on the deodorant.
You're coming on a little journey with me throughout the house. My hay fever is really bad today. Excuse me! I was in the garden yesterday, pressure washing the patio. In fact I'll show you after I put on a dressing gown. I'm not really dressed for going outside. Okay... one sec... there! Oh, damn! It's been raining! Look down there. That's where I pressure washed. It actually looked better before I did it. Well, never... fucking... mind. Let's go back inside. Would you like me to kiss you? mmm! Do you know? I'm hungry. Wonder what I've got. Oh, I could make some pasta! Yes. Okay, I'll get that started and then we can go into the living room and chat. And kiss.
I have two new neckties and today I'm going to learn how to tie a Windsor knot and a Half-Windsor. I'm going to look so smart in college when I'm done! I'll just lookup "How to Tie a Necktie" on my phone. Yes, there are a few here. This one looks good. So, start like this... no, wait, it's the other way around. Or is it? No, it's like this. No, I was right before! Let me take another look. Hmmm... okay, this goes under and then... is this right? Yes, I did it! Except this top piece is too short. I'll just tuck the long end inside my shirt. Now, I'll put on my jumper and my blazer. Oh, I'm going to get a lot of winks today!
I know I should use it, but seatbelts are so restrictive and uncomfortable! I'm not going to wear one today. Oh, but that constant beeping is so annoying! Yes, I know I'm not using my seatbelt. Okay, okay, I'll put it on. It's just so restrictive. Maybe if I just move the top part off me. Yes, that's better, but it's not safe. I'd better put it back on properly. It's too tight! Oh!
Do you want to see the lipsticks I'm going to wear? Wouldn't you love to kiss these lips? Do they make your dick hard? I think you might be a pervert. You want to wank over my lips, don't you? Well, I know you want to sniff my crack! don't deny it. You're an ass sniffing pervert! Sniff-sniff-sniff! You just want to bury your nose in my crack. Sniff-sniff-sniff! Fill your nostrils with the smell of my sweat. Smell what my bum hole is offering. Go ahead, you ass sniffing pervert!
Look at my warm, soft, tender palms and long, shiny, red fingernails. Don't you love them? My fingernails are especially good for tickling, and they're coming for you! Tickle-tickle-tickle! My palms, well, you can imagine how good they'll feel on your bare skin. And after I lick them, you know how wonderful they'll feel on that special part of your body. I'll spit on them to make them even wetter. Yes, you'll love the way they feel.