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It's payback time for Alicia. The nerve of that bitch thinking she can attack me and get away with it! Ha! That stupid slut left her door open, so there will be no breaking and entering charge against me, and now I'm going to find a couple of her shirts and "make them pretty" by writing and drawing on them and making some simple modifications to the styles. Hmmm... a couple of huge tit holes on this one, and a built-in necktie on this one. What else... "I Like It In Here" on the back with an arrow pointing down. That nasty slut probably likes it there. Maybe a happy sun, some purple birds and a big red flower on the front. Should I sign my artwork?
 

I owe Alicia a lot of money and she's come to collect it. There's just one small problem, though. I don't have it and to be honest, I have no intention of repaying her. After a solid punch to my gut,  promises of even worse treatment if I don't give her what I owe, and lots of begging on my part, Alicia gives me 24-hours to come up with the cash. When she returns the next day to collect it, I invite her in as if I have her cash, but cleverly bash her on the back of her head with the kettle and try to get her with my necktie. Unfortunately, she quickly recovers and I have hell to pay for trying to trick her.