Updates categorized with Outdoors

I'm here in Spain at the pool with Natalia Forrest and we're about to get in. Natalia is dressed as a secretary in her skirt, jacket and white blouse, and I'm in my zippered jacket, white blouse and wet-look trousers. I forgot that the pool is not heated, so I may be yelping about how cold the water is for a bit, but we're going to get in and get soaked up. We hope you'll enjoy watching us get wet.

Billy is still learning the ropes at Mr. Big Dicks. Today's lesson: Picking up chicks in mall parking lots. Julian, his teacher, lends a hand telling the first hottie they're film makers doing a documentary on the holidays. Julian gives her the pitch about a survey saying he will pay her to answer some questions, and then invites her to drop by the studio later that day. Relieved she's not being asked for a donation, she agrees. When she arrives at the studio, Billy asks a few typical questions before asking if the holidays turn her on. From there, the questions turn to sex and her biggest holiday fantasy. Sex with a stranger on a ski slope, she says, is one of her biggest ones. Billy immediately tells her that although there's snow around, he's a stranger, and the clothes start coming off.  Billy fingers her fat cat while he gets his cock sucked and then she rides him like a cowgirl. There's some more sucking and fucking before Billy returns the favor and eats her pussy and rims her ass. There's some rough doggy-style fucking next, followed by some more cock sucking and even more pussy pounding from behind that does her in. He licks her clean and then invites her to sit on his cock for another round of fucking and sucking. Eventually she sucks him to a creamy orgasm. Poor Julian never gets in on the action. Time to hit the parking lot!

I know I should use it, but seatbelts are so restrictive and uncomfortable! I'm not going to wear one today. Oh, but that constant beeping is so annoying! Yes, I know I'm not using my seatbelt. Okay, okay, I'll put it on. It's just so restrictive. Maybe if I just move the top part off me. Yes, that's better, but it's not safe. I'd better put it back on properly. It's too tight! Oh!

Today I'm going to take you on a driving journey around my village. First, I'll have to get some petrol, so you'll get to watch me pumping the petrol into my Renault Clio. How exciting! LOL! I'll also tell you about the cars I owned in the past and we'll talk some about what I should buy as my next car. I want a sensible 4-wheel drive vehicle, but I'm a tiny little lady so a Range Rover might look a bit odd. What do you think? You'll also get to hear about the huge "Beast from the East" pothole that burst my tire and damaged my alloy rim, among a few other mishaps I've had. I hope you'll enjoy our ride together!

Let's go for a drive somewhere we can go in reverse! It's more difficult that you'd imagine -- so many cars on the road. Oh, well... you can enjoy watching me drive forwards until we find a good place for reversing.

This fuckin' piece of shit car won't start. I guess I'll just have to push it to get it moving. Easier said than done!